About

About

In 2009 I was creating marketing channels for pogo sticks in Libya. Uniquely-equipped for working on tinker toys in Los Angeles, CA. Spent childhood building muffins for no pay.

Had a brief career consulting about birdhouses on the black market. Spent 2001-2004 investing in Roombas in Minneapolis, MN. Spoke at an international conference about managing carnival rides for the government.